Source?

I'm here for the watch faces nobody asked for.

Anyone else watching with friends on a Discord watch party?

Streaming from the park again? Or theater this time?

The 'canceled' rumor circuit is doing numbers. Engagement farming works.

I'll believe product names when the press release hits.

If Vision stuff sneaks in I'll eat a hat. Unlikely for September.

iPhone isn't the only product — watches and AirPods almost always tag along.

Under-hyped accessories sometimes become the best part. MagSafe battery nostalgia.

Called it months ago.

Event invite energy is unmatched. Everyone's reading tea leaves in the typography.

Family members already asking me what to preorder. I know nothing yet.

Big if true.

Cook walking out to applause in 3... 2...

Not sleeping tonight. Regretting this already.

About time.

Shine probably = polished aluminum or a glossy ceramic rumor. Marketers love verbs.

Leaks say Pro lineup focus. Base model refreshes can wait.

If they skip a mid-tier phone people will invent cancellation rumors for sport.

Nope. Not buying it.