The meme titles write themselves every September.

Nope. Not buying it.

Leaks say Pro lineup focus. Base model refreshes can wait.

Classic Apple move.

September events are product launches, not funerals. Calm down.

Not sleeping tonight. Regretting this already.

The store outage plus event day is peak Apple theater.

Just show the phones and the price. Everything else is noise.

lol same

The 'canceled' rumor circuit is doing numbers. Engagement farming works.

Canceled? Extremely doubt. Clickbait title got me though, respect.

I'll believe product names when the press release hits.

Under-hyped accessories sometimes become the best part. MagSafe battery nostalgia.

Source?

Interesting...

Surprise and Shine sounds like cameras + finishes. Or literal shine. Who knows.

If Vision stuff sneaks in I'll eat a hat. Unlikely for September.

Rumors of cancellation usually mean 'lineup shuffled' not 'no phones.'

iPhone isn't the only product — watches and AirPods almost always tag along.

Pass.