I'll believe product names when the press release hits.

Event invite energy is unmatched. Everyone's reading tea leaves in the typography.

If Vision stuff sneaks in I'll eat a hat. Unlikely for September.

Two-hour keynote please no. Keep it tight.

Rumors of cancellation usually mean 'lineup shuffled' not 'no phones.'

Streaming from the park again? Or theater this time?

Apple Event bingo card: thinner, brighter, smarter, more expensive.

Canceled? Extremely doubt. Clickbait title got me though, respect.

AirPods Pro refresh would move more units than people admit.

Here we go again.

Nope. Not buying it.

lol same

Leaks say Pro lineup focus. Base model refreshes can wait.

Not sleeping tonight. Regretting this already.

Under-hyped accessories sometimes become the best part. MagSafe battery nostalgia.

Tim's last slide will somehow be a services upsell. Tradition.

Hardware + iOS 27 features in one keynote is always a long watch.

Source?

Set a calendar reminder and ignore Twitter until the stream starts.

I'm here for the watch faces nobody asked for.